The Richie G Website » joke http://stupidstupidity.co.uk www.stupidstupidity.co.uk and now also at www.richie-g.com Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:36:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Stupid Joke http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2011/stupid-joke http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2011/stupid-joke#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:36:54 +0000 Richie G http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/?p=69 While going through all the posts on my old site and transferring them to the new, I came across the following draft post. Not entirely sure why I didn’t post it at the time, but will post it now. (Not even sure of the date that I ‘drafted’ it I’m afraid).

Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

A: A dic-tater.

]]> http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2011/stupid-joke/feed 0 Overheard http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2009/overheard http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2009/overheard#comments Sun, 12 Jul 2009 00:47:05 +0000 Richie G http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/?p=65 Overheard on a train.  A man and a woman have just walked through the carraige, it’s late night (around 10). Conversation between two people behind me.

A – Did she just say ‘is this second class’?

B – I think she did

A – I’ve got a good mind to go up to her, crush a can of Stella on my head and urinate on her leg.

B – She’ll probably get her butler to beat you up

Well, I thought it was funny.  Perhaps you had to be there…

(I later found out that these two people on the seats behind me didn’t know each other before they got on the train.)

]]> http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2009/overheard/feed 0 Lightbulb Joke #1 http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2007/lightbulb-joke-1 http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/2007/lightbulb-joke-1#comments Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:06:58 +0000 Richie G http://stupidstupidity.co.uk/?p=35 How many Morrisons employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.  What do you think we are? Stupid?

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